World Hive Brain

Yes, I know that the title phrase comes from Dharma & Greg, but it's so frighteningly applicable to what's going on in world politics. We learned about Darth Cheney from Senator Hillary Clinton, but Right Wing News had an article on Darth Putin as well. Could this mean that they are really the same person, bent on ruling the entire world with the iron fist that Stalin only dreamed about as he erected monuments to himself?


Or is there a more sinister force at work here?

'More sinister than Cheney and Putin?', you are doubtless asking yourself.

Yes. A number of world leaders are being controlled by the same alien mind, which is trying to take control of the Earth's population by getting us too wrapped up in fighting each other that we never see the robot uprising coming, controlled from their space station.

This evil entity, whom we have discovered is known as Havgurn, has a telepathic connection with world leaders on several continents. As we don't know whether Havgurn is male or female or some other gender, for ease of communication, we will call Havgurn a him. He enjoys watching water polo, cruising MySpace, and the idea of eating Mexican food. He hasn't had any yet, to preserve the ignorance of the world's population as to his existence, but after he overthrows the world, it's high on his list of earthly experiences to indulge in. Until then, he spends his time inciting conflicts and genocides all over the world.