According to the Source of All Universal Truth, Shirley MacLaine, presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich saw a UFO while he was at her house. Apparently, it looked him over for a few minutes and then left. Probably because the aliens were looking for their friend Shirley and were confused by the guy they found instead. I'm still waiting for the aliens to take me on board for a couple of days because I could make them some great Earth food and maybe then they wouldn't vaporize us.
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